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Friday, October 29, 2010

Short Punjabi


Old Man: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa.

Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.

Old Man: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.

Munda: Papa ik glass pani de do.

Papa: Apne aap lai lai.

Munda: Papa, please tusi de do.

Papa: Je hun mainu pani vaste keha ta me 2 thapad maranga.

Munda: Papa jado thapad maran aaoge ta pani lainde

golmaal



न्यू जोके लतेस्ट संता banta

funny shayari

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
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Ghanta : Kal Raat ko party me Maine ek ladki ko RAPE se bachaya….
Viru : Wah bhai….par kaise??
Ghanta : Self Control yaar…Self Control !!!
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Teacher : What is MATHS?
Student : Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!
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Ghanta ki wife : Doctor NE muze na ek mahine ke liye aaraam karane ke liye kaha hai…aur kisi hill station pe jaane ke liye kaha hai….batao na darling hum kaha jayenge?
Ghanta : Kisi doosare doctor ke paas !!!
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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…
Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”
Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…
Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”
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Circuit : Muzse shaadi karle
Mera bahut lambaa hai….
Girl : Kya?
Circuit : ANUBHAV…
Girl: Thik hai main tayyar hoon…
Mera bhi kaafi GEHRA hai….
Circuit : Kya?
Girl : AATMAVISHWAAS !!
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Sardarni : Pata hai …aaj 3 Dakoo aye aur meri izzat looti !
Sardar : Tumne unhe roka kyo nahi??
Sardarni: Maine bahot roka lekin woh kahne lage ….
Ab to hame jaane do …hum bahot thak gaye hai…। !!

Beautiful Quotes

Hi Friends..
i know i am posting after a really long time.
Forgive me for that..

here are some quotes i came across..

“Giving up is the easiest thing in the word to do.
But holding together everything everything,
when everything seems to be falling
apart is the True Strength…”

You can make a difference in your world.
It is not how much you accomplish in life
that really counts, but how much you GIVE to others.

Whatever you LOVE, you are its master.
Whatever you HATE, you are its slave.

The BEAUTY of life does not depend on how happy you are
but on how happy others can be … because of you.

“When it come to glass half full or half empty
I see it as half empty coz that’s how i can fill it.”

The Tree which has the Sweetest fruits gets
the maximum number of Stones॥

Diwali Messages

Hi FRIENDS,

Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous deepawali. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams.
Dhoom machao, Rang jamao… have a blast this Diwali!

1) Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”

2) Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali

3) Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…

4) Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

5) May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Diwali and New year

6) Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

7) May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI”

8) Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe…’ Happy Diwali

9) Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali.
Diwali ki Shubhkamana

10) Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this Diwali.
Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY DIWALI

11) May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali

12) As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness’ claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.

13) Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali

14) Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside

15) This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Diwali

16) I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…

17) Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * * *

18) Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI”
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

19) Apun wishing u a wonderful,
Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi”

20) “aaj se aap ke yaha…dhan… ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka… vas… ho, sankatto ka…. nash… ho
har dil par aapka… raj… ho, unnati ka sar par… taj… ho
ghar me shanti ka…. vas… ho
* HAPPY DIWALI

21) Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!

22) With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

23) This van is loaded with
_l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

24) All wishing you a very very
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

25) Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali
wish U HAPPY DIWALI

26)
0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds…
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI….

27) Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

28) Ur eyes Pataka,Ur lip Rocket,
Ur ear chakri, Ur smile Phuljadi,
Ur style Anar, Ur personality Bomb,
BACH NIKAL LE..
I am coming wid MOMBATTI..
HAPPY DIWALI

29)
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(((((( ,__ , ))))))
Hon. president A.P.J.ABDUL KALAM & myself wish U & ur fly a HAPPY DIWALI.

30)
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Hearty wishes to u & ur family on d festival of lights …
Let happiness light up and sorrows burn out.
“HAPPY DIWALI”

31) We pray this Deepawali shower upon u..
shanti
shakti
sanyam
sammaan
saralta
safalta
samridhi
sanskar
swasthya
Aur hamari taraf se dher sari subh kamnaye.

32)

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.+” “+” “+.
‘. wish .’
“+. U .+”

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HAPPY % * * Diwali *
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33)
Dhanlaxmi
Dhanyalaxmi
Dhairyalaxmi
Shouryalaxmi
Vidyalaxmi
Karyalaxmi
Vijyalaxmi
Rajlaxmi
may these 8LAXMI shower their blessings on u & ur fmly
‘HAPPY DIWALI’

34) Look
Outside
It’s So Pleasant!
LIGHTS
Smiling
4u!
CANDLES
Dancing
4u!
ANGELS
Singing
4u!
FAIRIES waiting 4u!BCZ I Ask dem 2 Wish
U HAPPY DIWALI.

35) “DIPAWLI Ka Yeh Pyara Tyohaar,
Jeewan Me Laye khusiya Apaar; Laxmiji Viraje Aapke Dwar,
Subh kamna Hamari Kare Sweekar,”
“HAPPY DIWALI”

36) Light ur life with the brightness of love and peace.
Happy Diwali to ur family & u!

37) Brighten this season with your smile…
spread cheer, spread laughter.
Happy Diwali!

38) Have a crackling Diwali.
May this season bring good luck & happiness to u!

39) Diwali aage hain, isliye apna mann kewal PUJA, ARCHANA, SADHNA, AARTI me hi lagana chahata hun.
To aapke pados me inme se koi ho to plz batana.. :-)

40) Noticed ur phone got heavier with this sms?
Thats bcoz it contains loads of love, affection and
prayers to keep u happy this Diwali.
HAPPY DIWALI.

Hindi Love SMS

Dosti aur pyar nadi kinare ghumne gaye,
Pyar nadi me gir gaya kyon ki
Pyar andha hota hai.
Uske pichhe dosti bhi gir gayi,
Kyon ki dosti kisi ka sath nahi chhodti.
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Mein aapko ye to nahi kahta k,
Mein aapko msg karta hun to aap bhi mujhe msg karo.
Par mere pyare dosto tum jinda bhi ho,
Ye batane k liye to ek msg kar diya karo.

Happy Rakshabandhan

Circit:- Bhai, bole to apun ko bhi HAPPY RAKSHABANDHAN bolne ka hai.
Munna:- Bol daal bol daal mamu bindas hoke bol daal.
Circit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur meri pyaari-pyaari saheliyon ko…….
Munna:- Are nahi circit. Bahan bol bahan.
Circit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur unki pyaari-pyaari bahnon ko mera pyaar bhara salaam. Wish You Haapy Rakshabandhan to you. Bindas bol dala bhai.

Good Luck SMS

Rain of summer,
Snow of winter,
Grace of autumn,
Glory of spring,
May beauty of every season give your heart a beautiful reason to smile.
May God succeed you in every exams of your life.
Good luck and God bless you.

Be the road below you, Affection,
Be the sky above you, Blue soft,
Be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness around you.
Get Well Soon

rainy day wishes

Glory of the day, sound less and restrain
With dark clouds, and blessings of rains..

Clouds on way, the splashing of drops,
Cheers of birds, whispers of waves with fame…

Now soothing of rain, with rainbow’s name,
Praising in a way, this is blessed in all ways.

(Happy Rains)

Good Night SMS

On this very chill chill night,
in your very dark dark room,
from your very small small window,
look at the very bright bright stars,
wishing you a VERY sweet sweet dreams.